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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

We’re all in this together!

(Source: nasturbate)

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me:

    *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*

  • classmate:

    wait, what's polyamory?

  • me:

    well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

  • professor:

    *overhears from front of class*

  • professor:

    that is d i s g u s t i n g

  • me:

    *defensively* um, actually, no it's--

  • professor:

    how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

  • me:

    ....

  • me:

    ....

  • me:

    ....

  • professor:

    it should be polyerosy

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

(Source: pidgeling)

theastronautcowboy:

hibi-chan9:

whosaidsealscantfly:

bibishock:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE

I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words

You know who he is - Famous YouTuber who makes gaming videos for your amusement, ranging from TellTale Games “The Walking Dead”, Heavy Rain, to small low-budget indie games like "Can Your Pet"!

Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities

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We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays

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He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.

Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.

Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.

YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.

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It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’

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BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED

The fanbase is annoying as hell

But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.

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That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)

BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.

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(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”

SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.

  • PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
  • HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
  • HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
  • HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
  • HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
  • HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
  • IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM

This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shit
KAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW

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SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Also apparently he has that kind of humor because he grew up around that humor. As in, his native country has that sort of humor.

signal boosting this this needs MORE NOTES

I’m not really part of the bro army but this.

Not a Pewds fan in the least, and I find his humor annoying on every level possible, but this post is absolutely on the mark. I have nothing against the guy.

(Source: nergal-junior)

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